How To Get Rick Quickly! A 3-Step Plan

Getting rich quickly is the ultimate temptation which is only made more alluring by social media where everyone appears to be rich.

So let’s take the bait, swallow the little red pill, and get rich quickly!

Step 1: Choose one of the following to invest all your money:

1. Penny stock

2. Meme stock

3. Newest altcoin

4. Lottery ticket

5. Latest investment product being pitched online (VC, indexed universal life insurance, etc.)

Step 2: Find one of the millions of people online who are willing to send you a free guide for a follow and a retweet.

Step 3: Combine steps 1 and 2.

That was easy! Congratulations you are now rich! So please don’t feel the need to read on any further.

Side effects: In clinical trials, the small red pill was only successful in 1 out of every 200M cases. The other 199,999,999 experienced a few unwanted side effects including: loss of money, difficulty breathing, severe stomach pains, irritability, divorce, depression, embarrassment, and loss of time.

Contact the random individual from Step 2 immediately if you experience any of these symptoms.

Disclaimer: The information in this post is provided for your convenience only and is not intended to be treated as financial, investment, tax, or other advice. The information is intended to be educational and is not tailored to the investment needs of any specific individual.  It is also not intended to be relied upon as a forecast and is not an offer or solicitation to buy or sell any securities or to adopt any investment strategy.  The opinions expressed are those of the author.  Reliance upon the guidance and information in this presentation is at the sole discretion of the individual.